What Is Big Enough for a Dolomphious Duck to Catch a Frog In?

Answer: a runcible spoon! Just one of many made-up words and phrases coined by Edward Lear. “Higher-cynths” and “Lower-cynths” are two others.

Made-up words (nouns, verbs, modifiers) used sparingly can add speculation, surprise, poetry and humor to your writing. They work best in children’s books. Just be sure to use them in ways that provide readers with a sense of what they mean.

You can make up nonsense words:

“And oh, what a terrible country it is! Nothing but thick jungles infested by the most dangerous beasts in the entire world — hornswogglers and snozzwangers and those terrible wicked whangdoodles. A whangdoodle would eat ten Oompa-Loompas for breakfast and come galloping back for a second helping.” (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory—Roald Dahl)

Combine existing words:

Lewis Carroll created what he called “portmanteau words” (The blending of preexisting words. The word “brunch” and “tween” are examples). Carroll explained:

“For instance, take the two words “fuming” and “furious”. Make up your mind that you will say both words, but leave it unsettled which you will say first. Now open your mouth and speak. If your thoughts incline ever so little towards “fuming”, you will say “fuming-furious”; if they turn, by even a hair’s breadth, towards “furious”, you will say “furious-fuming”; but if you have that rarest of gifts, a perfectly balanced mind, you will say “frumious.”

Turn nouns into verbs, verbs into nouns, adverbs or adjectives:

(Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson, 1993)

Examples: Google it; “Let’s do lunch”; Supposably 

You can add humor to character dialogue by using malaprops:

Malapropism was one of Stan Laurel’s comic mannerisms. In “Sons Of The Desert”, for example, he says that Oliver Hardy is suffering a nervous “shakedown” (rather than “breakdown”), and calls the exalted ruler of their group the “exhausted ruler”; in “The Music Box”, he inadvertently asked a policeman, “Don’t you think you’re bounding over your steps?” meaning “stepping over your bounds”

Remember: Always have a motive for using made-up words and phrases. Use them cautiously and in moderation to add flavor to your writing and evoke a specific feeling from your readers.

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Word Talk—Neologisms

Webster’s offers two definitions for “neologism.”

1. a new word, usage, or expression

2. a meaningless word coined by a psychotic

Whether created intentionally or inadvertently, neologisms can be both interesting and fun. Technology and social media are filled with neologisms: Google, blog, Internet, cyberspace, Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest. Science fiction and fantasy writers love creating them: “Beam me up, Scotty!” warp speed, light saber, “Confusticate and bebother these dwarves!” Even classic authors like Tolkien, Shakespeare, and Lewis Carroll used neologisms in their writing. In fact, one of Carroll’s poems “Jabberwocky” is made up almost entirely of neologisms (Watch and listen to a reading of it HERE.).

And then there are the humorous neologisms, those made up by “psychotics” and just as often readers of the Washington Post. In a neologism contest, The Post asked readers to create new meanings for common words. Here are a few of the winners.

Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash.

Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

And a few made-up words with their definitions:

Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

How have you used neologisms in your writing? Can you add to this list?

Style Invitational

Each week, the Washington Post has fun with words. The Style Invitational is The Post’s weekly humor/wordplay contest in genres ranging from neologisms to cartoon captions to elaborate song parodies. A new contest appears every Friday at http://www.washingtonpost.com/2010/07/06/AB15r7D_linkset.html

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